I'm Known As the Iconic Line Kid from the Arnold Schwarzenegger Comedy: A Candid Conversation.
Arnold Schwarzenegger is rightfully celebrated as an iconic tough guy. However, at the height of his star power in the late 20th century, he also starred in several surprisingly great comedies. The standout film is Kindergarten Cop, which celebrates its three-and-a-half decade milestone this December.
The Film and That Line
In the classic film, Schwarzenegger plays a tough police officer who poses as a kindergarten teacher to locate a fugitive. During the movie, the crime storyline serves as a loose framework for Arnold to film humorous interactions with kids. Arguably the most famous features a little boy named Joseph, who out of nowhere announces and states the former bodybuilder, “Males have a penis, females have a vagina.” Arnold replies icily, “Thanks for the tip.”
That iconic child was brought to life by former young actor Miko Hughes. His career featured a recurring role on Full House playing the antagonist to the Olsen twins and the character of the child who returns in the 1989 adaptation of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. He still works in film today, with several projects on the horizon. He also engages with fans at fan conventions. Recently shared his recollections from the filming of the classic 35 years later.
Behind the Scenes
Q: To begin, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: I believe I was four. I was the most junior of all the kids on set.
Wow, I don't recall being four. Do you have any memories from that time?
Yeah, to a degree. They're snapshots. They're like picture memories.
Do you recall how you were cast in Kindergarten Cop?
My parents, primarily my mom would take me to auditions. Frequently it was a mass tryout. There'd be dozens of children and we'd all patiently queue, be seen, be in there for a very short time, read a small part they wanted and then leave. My parents would feed me the lines and then, once I learned to read, that was the initial content I was reading.
Do you have a specific memory of meeting Arnold? What was your feeling about him?
He was extremely gentle. He was playful. He was pleasant, which I guess isn't too surprising. It would have been odd if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom, that surely wouldn't foster a positive atmosphere. He was fun to be around.
“It'd be weird if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom.”
I understood he was a big action star because I was told, but I had not actually watched his movies. I knew the air around him — it was exciting — but he didn't frighten me. He was merely entertaining and I only wanted to hang out with him when he was available. He was busy, obviously, but he'd kind of play with us here and there, and we would cling to his muscles. He'd flex and we'd be hanging off. He was exceptionally kind. He purchased for each child in the classroom a Sony Walkman, which at the time was the hottest tech. This was the must-have gadget, that iconic bright yellow cassette player. I played the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for years on that thing on that thing. It finally gave out. I also have a genuine metal whistle. He had the coach whistle, and the kids all were gifted copies as well.
Do you remember your time filming as being positive?
You know, it's amusing, that movie became a phenomenon. It was such a big movie, and it was such an amazing experience, and you would think, as an adult, I would want my memories to be of the star himself, the legendary director, visiting Astoria, seeing the set, but my memories are of being a really picky eater at lunch. For example, they got everyone pizza, but I avoided pizza. All I would eat was the meat from the top. Then, the original Game Boy was new. That was the big craze, and I was pretty good at it. I was the youngest and some of the other children would bring me their Game Boys to beat difficult stages on games because I could do it, and I was really proud of that. So, it's all childhood recollections.
The Line
OK, that specific dialogue, do you remember the context? Did you know what you were saying?
At the time, I probably didn't know what the word taboo meant, but I realized it got a reaction and it made adults laugh. I understood it was kind of something I wasn't supposed to do, but I was given an exception in this case because it was humorous.
“It was a difficult decision for her.”
How it was conceived, from what I understand, was they hadn't finalized all the dialogue. Certain bits of dialogue were established early on, but once they had the kids together, it was more of a collaboration, but they refined it on set and, reportedly someone in charge came to my mom and said, "We're thinking. We want Miko to have this line. Are you okay with this?" My mom didn't answer immediately. She said, "Let me think about it, let me sleep on it" and took a day or two. She deliberated carefully. She said she had doubts, but she felt it will probably be one of the unforgettable moments from the movie and history proved her correct.